Every day, I receive RSS blog updates and email newsletters for everything from tech news to personal development. Some of them I delete as soon as they come in and others I read through twice to make sure that I’ve read everything I possibly could.
One email newsletter that I look forward to each week is […]

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A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. […]

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